Notify me of new posts via email. Skip to content What do you call? A smart Malayalee? Boy, who said Communism is not prevalent in this part of the world, there is Arri-val everywhere.
A Pendium What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong? Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan. Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaiddes Waran. Contributed by MH Bhargava.
Why did the Malayalee crossed the road? How does a malayalee spell the word MOON? Yem wo yettanudherwo yen-uh! Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one. How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur? In the kollage.
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire? Why did he go to Rome? To hear POPE music. Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the union on the other side. What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi? What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
Zimply to Bray. How does a baby mallu cry? What did the Mallu scientist do on reaching the moon? He tested the soil if it was fit to plant tapioca. Why do Mallus wear Mundu?
Because in the Monsoon flood the mundu can be tucked upwards as the water rises. What happens when a bakery in Kerala is named after a gerrl called Anu? Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? IngumDax What is Malayali management graduate called? A Yem Bee Yae. The classic one — How many bulbs? How many Malayalees do you need to change a light bulb? Infinite number..
A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution…. You know you are a Malayalee when.. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine or in your dinner. You do it the old-fashioned way: water, a big pot, and fire.
You buy corn oil by the gallon. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head. Lipton Tea is bought by the bulk, especially when there is a sale for it. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture. Your brothers and sisters names rhymes or have the some letter to start with as yours.
Your father and mother endlessly tell you stories of how when they first came into this country, they had to eat the cheapest parts of the chicken eg.
If you could hear it, you know what I am talking about. Your mom is a nurse or she works somewhere in a hospital. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from India with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green. You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it.
At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert. Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both. Manay, Dhaveed David is on the phone for you. When your friends find out about the name your parents call you at home, you never hear the end of it from them. But we need to be judicious while moderating your comments. All the comments will be moderated by the newindianexpress. Abstain from posting comments that are obscene, defamatory or inflammatory, and do not indulge in personal attacks.
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